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Greetings and salutations!! Welcome to the online stronghold of Toledo, Ohio’s thrash metal flame throwers… MOBILE DEATHCAMP!!

Take your time, enjoy the bits of info WE think to be crucial-ish. We know that you know that WE know we’re basically idiots that keep ourselves entertained by continuing to lure you in to gawk at things we deem important.
Well… most of this stuff is pretty slick, AND true! =D

Tour dates soon to come, still looking for that all star booking agent. C’mon, we know you’re out there! In the meantime, we’ll handle what we can… can… can… can…

Keepin this short and sweet. Be a kind human, that’s the best kind. Have a great day!     -T  =)